undercover-witch:

when the food at someone else’s house tastes horrible, but you don’t want to offend anyone

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(via mathsturbation)

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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(Source: karkachu, via hitokiri-kenshin)

curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

(via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via bury--us-alive)